Can you hear the Chaos Clock ticking away, getting ready to brighten your college football weekend with more spectacular madness? Here's where you're most likely to feel the burn this weekend.

Ohio State @ Indiana - Oh Indiana, you incredible instigators of insignificance! Look at you, all undefeated and everything!!! We don't even care that the best win any of your opponents has had was over...Vanderbilt? And now, a home game with your fifth cupcake of the season, a squad that's totally confused about who to play at quarterback. Oh sure, the Bucks are a minor step up in class, but what could go wrong?

'Bama @ Georgia - Dawgs don't usually step on elephants, but there's a reason the Tide are underdogs for the first time in forever. Of course, the Dawgs usually step on their own tails and trip when their big moment arrives. Call it crimson, or just call it red, either way, there will be blood between the hedges on Saturday, and somebody's going to leave weeping into their playoff crying towel.

South Carolina @ Missouri - After playing with fire, Mizzou finally got burned this week. After burning for most of the last two seasons, SCAR put out a couple embers last Saturday, but their house is still on fire, and somebody is going to leave Columbia feeling extra torched. At least the Tigers won't be dealing with a quarterback controversy this week. (Bonus points for the midweek chaos, fellas!)

The Ewe @ Cincinnati - It's nice when the chaos starts early in the week, and lookee here, the 'Canes are 3-0! The rest of Tick Tick Tick can be found here.