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So, as we mentioned the other day, Carolina-based indie wrestling promotion CWF Mid-Atlantic is having an All-SEC battle royal tonight that will be taped by ESPN and aired during college football season. That, naturally, got us thinking:
Which WWE superstar would make the best coach in the SEC?
We asked, and you answered. Here are the responses:
AJ Styles...but, well, get ready for a lot of trips to the Outback Bowl if you catch my drift. https://t.co/a3bRtHXwK5
— David A. Smith (@DSmithScenes) July 29, 2017
Those Georgia roots may make the prospect of Styles a bit weary, and he does have a win at the Citrus Bowl (I’m sorry). He has won championships in big moments though.
More of a manager, but Bobby The Brain Heenan would be a great head coach at Auburn! pic.twitter.com/7P83SUq7H7
— Mack Williams (@aewsome) July 29, 2017
A retort, however:
Wouldn't work. Heenan's daughter went to Alabama.
— Brandon (@RTR_yall) July 29, 2017
Triple H would be a great recruiter
— Rusty Shackleford (@rshackleford912) July 29, 2017
Triple H is so Bama's coach I'm sick typing it. https://t.co/IMBRGDwUtf
— Billy Gomila (@ATVS_ChefBilly) July 29, 2017
I'm gonna go with Dean Ambrose, because his offense looks mostly harmless
— Thicc Enberg (@loljocks_grimey) July 29, 2017
Shaaaaaaade.
If it's Ole Miss, then Eddy Guerrero. #CheetToWeeen!
— Ricky Muncie, RBR (@RickyRBR) July 29, 2017
Too good.
Gotta go with Hacksaw Jim Duggan at LSU.
— Yontin (@JonathanWaldrop) July 29, 2017
Titus Worldwide https://t.co/FakilvI8XV
— TH BUT WESTEROSI (@tholzerman) July 29, 2017
Titus does already have the Gator roots going for him, having played for Florida under the HBC back in the 1990s.
John Layfield Bradshaw = Texas A&M
— Wes Hammit (@weshammit) July 29, 2017
Showed potential, is hated. https://t.co/CPICh02dxr
Oh man. Oh man.
LSU is definitely charismatic scoundrel Eddie Guerrero https://t.co/IMBRGDwUtf
— Billy Gomila (@ATVS_ChefBilly) July 29, 2017
Our second Eddie mention! Can’t argue with that.
Ric Flair https://t.co/ktVpl4qvqE
— The Real Suiter (@ZaQ5322) July 29, 2017
rick flair
— Mike Miller (@storytellermike) July 29, 2017
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Brother Love for Ole Miss
— Doug Keegan (@doug_keegan) July 29, 2017
Oh, boy.
I'd also say Kurt Angle could probably legit CEO his way into a winning record with a team. He'd also be a killer strength coach. https://t.co/w8qnYH4BCz
— David A. Smith (@DSmithScenes) July 29, 2017
Dusty Rhodes is ALL SEC!
— GLane (@N8ivTexan) July 29, 2017
Heavy Machinery. Either Otis or Tucker. Dealers choice. https://t.co/WwQ70GUGFM
— Drew Phone, Who Dis? (@thegnc) July 29, 2017
Daniel Bryan is Jim Harbaugh in a more SEC friendly package. https://t.co/5Iwp8QdfMY
— Demetri Ravanos (@DemetriRavanos) July 29, 2017
Lanny Poffo would be a great Arbin coach. Always overshadowed by big brother and thinks he's a genius when, in reality, he's pretty mediocre
— Jon Ridley (@FutureMrRey) July 29, 2017
Jimmy Hart
— Squirt Cobain (@SmoothJimmyApol) July 29, 2017
Strength and conditioning coach Ryback. Defensive coordinator Rick Steiner.
— Squirt Cobain (@SmoothJimmyApol) July 29, 2017
The Mouth of the South would be absolutely fantastic, IMO. Appreciate the forward thinking of a staff.
Macho man, next question. https://t.co/QlkI2kVpcv
— Jake Bentley fan acc (@blackrangerzack) July 29, 2017
Oooooooh yeah.