The officials in the Texas A&M-Mississippi; State game just tried to throw the wrong player out of the game. The most #SECrefs thing ever

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

The Mississippi State fans do not appear to be ringing responsibly

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

The SEC Network decided to branch out into comedy with its noon slot today.

— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2025

Jesse Palmer just called Kurt Roper “the offseason hire of the year for Will Muschamp.” I’m just gonna leave this here

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Florida and Tennessee setting SEC football back 20 years except that Florida and Tennessee were good 20 years ago.

— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 4, 2025

#SECDEFENSE RT @AlligatorArmy: Tennessee (four runners) is averaging 1.1 yards/rush. Florida (Driskel) is averaging 2.7 yards/pass attempt.

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Driskel's 10-for-18 for 48 yards with, what, five drops? He's not the only problem, and THAT'S the real problem.

— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) October 4, 2025

No offensive players are going to survive the flight home. The defense is going to murder them all.

— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2025

Working theory: Everyone in college football is either great or terrible, and I don’t know which one it is

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Except Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt is worse than everyone else

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Did Texas A&M; put Crisco on all the wideouts’ gloves to increase the degree of difficulty?

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

To recap: Noil jumped up, caught the ball with one hand, came back down, stretched the ball over the goal line, hand hit the ground, held on

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

/loses at Kentucky RT @FeatherdWarrior: So Miss. State is for real this year, huh?

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Gillette commercial comes on during A&M-MSU;: "In a friendly competition, when does the mercy rule come into effect?"

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Hardin nails it. That sound you hear is Tennessee’s fan base deflating

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

The SEC East is going to be a three-month-long acid trip this year

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Student section packed with 35 minutes until kickoff. That never happens. pic.twitter.com/uNVfe4DAB8

— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2025

BRB gonna go plug in the emergency servers.

— TexAgs (@TexAgs) October 4, 2025

Every time I start to believe in Tennessee, they go and do something like this

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

The favorite to win the SEC East? Temple, I’d say

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

pic.twitter.com/1Bpc7wECUd

— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2025

BAMA, YOU ARE WIDELY RECOGNIZED AS ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS IN CFB YEAR-IN AND YEAR-OUT. HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FIND A FG KICKER?

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

That's the first scoreless quarter of the Lane Kiffin era at Alabama.

— Andrew Gribble (@Andrew_Gribble) October 4, 2025

Georgia has 21 points. Vanderbilt has 25 yards

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

When Bo Wallace feels the pressure against this Bama defense he gets way too quick with his decisions. Needs to remain calm, stay poised.

— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2025

That's the CBS we all know. RT @ATVSPoseur: This Ole Miss game has been 75% commercial break.

— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2025

Vanderbilt scored an offensive touchdown. This is not a drill

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

That wasn’t a face mask; it was a preemptive stiff-arm

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Wow, Shaq Roland out for South Carolina. Only helps Kentucky's chances tonight. Big news in my opinion.

— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2025

Probably better than the current secondary RT @rockmnation: Yeah but can Todd Gurley play defense?

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

No joke, there is a drone hovering over the amphitheater with a corndog hanging from it. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) October 4, 2025

ALABAMA MADE A FG ALABAMA MADE A FG ALABAMA MADE A FG ALABAMA MADE A FG ALABAMA MADE A FG ALABAMA MADE A FG ALABAMA MADE A FG

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

These freshman punters today for Bama and Ole Miss in Scott and Gleeson have been spectacular. Couldn't have placed that better.

— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2025

We are dangerously close to a scenario where the two Mississippi schools lead the SEC West and I quit

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

I was kidding about quitting by the way. Why would I quit in the middle of this wonderfulness

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Dr. Bo is about to surgically remove someone’s heart. Let’s find out whose

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

And just like that, Ole Miss is ahead! #ALAvsMISS

— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 4, 2025

Just imagine if the refs had caught the facemask before the half.

— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2025

Jumping around in the Alabama section trying to find someone to celebrate with

— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2025

Rebels miss two opportunities to kick the extra point. Put a star by that one

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

That's an interception, folks. And that's the game because Alabama only has one timeout. Un-be-lievable.

— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2025

You thought last year was fun in the SEC? Buckle up. You ain’t seen nothing yet

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

Saturday, Nov. 29, might be the last day that the state of Mississippi exists

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

How about the state of Mississippi?? Both schools take charge. This will really shake thing up.

— Rich Brooks (@UKcoachbrooks) October 4, 2025

Hugh Freeze was an offensive coordinator for a high school team 15-years-ago. Now he's on top of the world. Great win & he earned it too.

— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2025

Students are tearing down the goalposts. pic.twitter.com/kBDccckeHt

— Red Cup Rebellion (@RedCupRebellion) October 4, 2025

Blake Sims threw the critical game-changing interception. Bo Wallace did not. That's about it.

— Jerry Hinnen (@JerryHinnen) October 4, 2025

My SEC Power Poll ballot looks like this: ✌ ....Vanderbilt.

— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) October 4, 2025

“Welcome to the 2014 SEC Championship Game, where Kentucky and Arkansas are set to face off …"

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2025

First time a goalpost torn down since 2002 Florida

— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2025

Though, to be fair, they're still not down. Just some guys jumping on them and they're bending terribly

— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2025

Apparently the goal posts are stronger than they used to be...

— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2025

Starting to think that LSU might not be all that good this year.

— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2025

Touchdown, Kenny Hilliard. Plows up the middle after the terrific PA pass. LSU a PAT away from being within 10.

— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 4, 2025

Signs of life or dead cat bounce?

— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2025

Aaaaand there goes the goal post down the street. Normal right? #SEConCBS @CBSSports pic.twitter.com/rKjDAfm7RY

— Allie LaForce (@ALaForce) October 4, 2025

Coates. Marshall. Artis-Payne. Auburn's Triple Threat is in beast mode right now.

— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 5, 2025

If Dylan Thompson could lower his throws by five feet each, he’d be a good QB. Knowing he can’t do that, WHY DO WE KEEP PASSING?

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2025

All of S.C.’s wide receivers deserve to be on the All-SEC team just for catching some of Dylan’s throws

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2025

What does Spurrier take away from the half? “We need to throw the ball better.” I give up

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2025

LSU drives thus far: Punt Punt Punt TD Punt Punt Punt End of Half Punt

— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 5, 2025

#GeauxBunts? RT @zrau: c'mon les it couldn't hurt RT @sundownmotel: BUNT

— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 5, 2025

Auburn 41, LSU 7 means LSU comes to Gainesville off its worst loss since ... Auburn 41, LSU 7, in 1999.

— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) October 5, 2025

And missed almost as many RT @CharlesBloomSC: Dylan Thompson has hit 8 different #Gamecock receivers tonight.

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2025

Kentucky : South Carolina Spurrier :: Mississippi State : Florida Spurrier

— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 5, 2025

Miss State’s resume dissolves under scrutiny. “Big” wins over LSU (guh) and TAMU, whose stature came from beating South Carolina (guuuuuh).

— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 5, 2025

Jojo Kemp: "I came here to change this program around. Why not here? Why not us? Why not Kentucky?"

— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 5, 2025

Yeah, I know RT @GBHunting: This would have been an insanely fun day of college football if, well, you know.

— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2025