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The officials in the Texas A&M-Mississippi State game just tried to throw the wrong player out of the game. The most #SECrefs thing ever
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
The Mississippi State fans do not appear to be ringing responsibly
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
The SEC Network decided to branch out into comedy with its noon slot today.
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2014
Jesse Palmer just called Kurt Roper “the offseason hire of the year for Will Muschamp.” I’m just gonna leave this here
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Florida and Tennessee setting SEC football back 20 years except that Florida and Tennessee were good 20 years ago.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 4, 2014
#SECDEFENSE RT @AlligatorArmy: Tennessee (four runners) is averaging 1.1 yards/rush. Florida (Driskel) is averaging 2.7 yards/pass attempt.
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Driskel's 10-for-18 for 48 yards with, what, five drops? He's not the only problem, and THAT'S the real problem.
— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) October 4, 2014
No offensive players are going to survive the flight home. The defense is going to murder them all.
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2014
Working theory: Everyone in college football is either great or terrible, and I don’t know which one it is
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Except Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt is worse than everyone else
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Did Texas A&M put Crisco on all the wideouts’ gloves to increase the degree of difficulty?
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
To recap: Noil jumped up, caught the ball with one hand, came back down, stretched the ball over the goal line, hand hit the ground, held on
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
/loses at Kentucky RT @FeatherdWarrior: So Miss. State is for real this year, huh?
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Gillette commercial comes on during A&M-MSU: "In a friendly competition, when does the mercy rule come into effect?"
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Hardin nails it. That sound you hear is Tennessee’s fan base deflating
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
The SEC East is going to be a three-month-long acid trip this year
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Student section packed with 35 minutes until kickoff. That never happens. pic.twitter.com/uNVfe4DAB8
— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2014
BRB gonna go plug in the emergency servers.
— TexAgs (@TexAgs) October 4, 2014
Every time I start to believe in Tennessee, they go and do something like this
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
The favorite to win the SEC East? Temple, I’d say
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2014
BAMA, YOU ARE WIDELY RECOGNIZED AS ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS IN CFB YEAR-IN AND YEAR-OUT. HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FIND A FG KICKER?
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
That's the first scoreless quarter of the Lane Kiffin era at Alabama.
— Andrew Gribble (@Andrew_Gribble) October 4, 2014
Georgia has 21 points. Vanderbilt has 25 yards
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
When Bo Wallace feels the pressure against this Bama defense he gets way too quick with his decisions. Needs to remain calm, stay poised.
— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2014
That's the CBS we all know. RT @ATVSPoseur: This Ole Miss game has been 75% commercial break.
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2014
Vanderbilt scored an offensive touchdown. This is not a drill
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
That wasn’t a face mask; it was a preemptive stiff-arm
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Wow, Shaq Roland out for South Carolina. Only helps Kentucky's chances tonight. Big news in my opinion.
— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2014
Probably better than the current secondary RT @rockmnation: Yeah but can Todd Gurley play defense?
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
No joke, there is a drone hovering over the amphitheater with a corndog hanging from it. #auburn #wareagle
— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) October 4, 2014
ALABAMA MADE A FG
ALABAMA MADE A FG
ALABAMA MADE A FG
ALABAMA MADE A FG
ALABAMA MADE A FG
ALABAMA MADE A FG
ALABAMA MADE A FG
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
These freshman punters today for Bama and Ole Miss in Scott and Gleeson have been spectacular. Couldn't have placed that better.
— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2014
We are dangerously close to a scenario where the two Mississippi schools lead the SEC West and I quit
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
I was kidding about quitting by the way. Why would I quit in the middle of this wonderfulness
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Dr. Bo is about to surgically remove someone’s heart. Let’s find out whose
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
And just like that, Ole Miss is ahead! #ALAvsMISS
— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 4, 2014
Just imagine if the refs had caught the facemask before the half.
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2014
Jumping around in the Alabama section trying to find someone to celebrate with
— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2014
Rebels miss two opportunities to kick the extra point. Put a star by that one
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
That's an interception, folks. And that's the game because Alabama only has one timeout. Un-be-lievable.
— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2014
You thought last year was fun in the SEC? Buckle up. You ain’t seen nothing yet
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
Saturday, Nov. 29, might be the last day that the state of Mississippi exists
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
How about the state of Mississippi?? Both schools take charge. This will really shake thing up.
— Rich Brooks (@UKcoachbrooks) October 4, 2014
Hugh Freeze was an offensive coordinator for a high school team 15-years-ago. Now he's on top of the world. Great win & he earned it too.
— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 4, 2014
Students are tearing down the goalposts. pic.twitter.com/kBDccckeHt
— Red Cup Rebellion (@RedCupRebellion) October 4, 2014
Blake Sims threw the critical game-changing interception. Bo Wallace did not. That's about it.
— Jerry Hinnen (@JerryHinnen) October 4, 2014
My SEC Power Poll ballot looks like this: ✌ ....Vanderbilt.
— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) October 4, 2014
“Welcome to the 2014 SEC Championship Game, where Kentucky and Arkansas are set to face off …"
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 4, 2014
First time a goalpost torn down since 2002 Florida
— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2014
Though, to be fair, they're still not down. Just some guys jumping on them and they're bending terribly
— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2014
Apparently the goal posts are stronger than they used to be...
— Alex Dusza (@AlexDusza) October 4, 2014
Starting to think that LSU might not be all that good this year.
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2014
Touchdown, Kenny Hilliard. Plows up the middle after the terrific PA pass. LSU a PAT away from being within 10.
— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 4, 2014
Signs of life or dead cat bounce?
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 4, 2014
Aaaaand there goes the goal post down the street. Normal right? #SEConCBS @CBSSports pic.twitter.com/rKjDAfm7RY
— Allie LaForce (@ALaForce) October 4, 2014
Coates. Marshall. Artis-Payne. Auburn's Triple Threat is in beast mode right now.
— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 5, 2014
If Dylan Thompson could lower his throws by five feet each, he’d be a good QB. Knowing he can’t do that, WHY DO WE KEEP PASSING?
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2014
All of S.C.’s wide receivers deserve to be on the All-SEC team just for catching some of Dylan’s throws
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2014
What does Spurrier take away from the half? “We need to throw the ball better.” I give up
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2014
LSU drives thus far:
Punt
Punt
Punt
TD
Punt
Punt
Punt
End of Half
Punt
— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 5, 2014
#GeauxBunts? RT @zrau: c'mon les it couldn't hurt RT @sundownmotel: BUNT
— Christopher Novak (@ChrisNovakSBN) October 5, 2014
Auburn 41, LSU 7 means LSU comes to Gainesville off its worst loss since ... Auburn 41, LSU 7, in 1999.
— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) October 5, 2014
And missed almost as many RT @CharlesBloomSC: Dylan Thompson has hit 8 different #Gamecock receivers tonight.
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2014
Kentucky : South Carolina Spurrier :: Mississippi State : Florida Spurrier
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 5, 2014
Miss State’s resume dissolves under scrutiny. “Big” wins over LSU (guh) and TAMU, whose stature came from beating South Carolina (guuuuuh).
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) October 5, 2014
Jojo Kemp: "I came here to change this program around. Why not here? Why not us? Why not Kentucky?"
— Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis) October 5, 2014
Yeah, I know RT @GBHunting: This would have been an insanely fun day of college football if, well, you know.
— BRANDISHING SCARILY (@TeamSpeedKills) October 5, 2014