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The SEC Network launched last night, in case you were on another planet. A look at the even through the tweets of yours truly, as well as some others. Not all tweets from last night are included.
Brent opens it
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Tim Tebow pumped up video #sip You don’t want to get drunk too quickly
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
How much did Jerry Jones pay to get in the opening #SECNetwork montage?
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
“That was my proudest moment.” Well, yeah, Archie was a Saints QB, so Ole Miss was probably better
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
" You are looking live...." #SECNetworkLaunch pic.twitter.com/VTYhp4wbbf
— ESPN PR (@ESPNPR) August 14, 2014
Never mind the sip. DO NOT DRINK WHENEVER TEBOW IS MENTIONED OR ON AIR. YOU WILL DIE
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Of course the first commercial is... Belk...
— Joshua Akins (@JoshuaSAkins) August 14, 2014
Belk to Regions to Dr. Pepper. This has already been the most SEC commercial break ever #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
That SEC Nation commercial was AMAZING
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Equestrian … golf … they really are getting to everything here, aren’t they? #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Nick Saban looks incredibly uncomfortable during this conversation #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Headline: "ESPN sound man found dead near UA practice field" RT @Dave_Matter: Not everyone thrilled about SEC Network pic.twitter.com/R4R8V433op
— Ross Dellenger (@DellengerAdv) August 14, 2014
Watching Saban on SECN, he wouldn’t have lasted at Texas. After 2 months of dealing with LHN, he would have set himself on fire
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Apparently, the LSU program allows players to eat whole buffalos after each game #BigGuys #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Greg McElroy is a natural
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Kentucky’s spending $120 million on Commonwealth? That’s like five years’ worth of payroll for the basketball team
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Gary Pinkel doesn't need a statue. If he stands very still, he is a statue
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Our first technical difficulty #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
And where did the first SEC Network technical difficulty happen? South Carolina. YOU CAN NEVER TAKE THAT FROM US
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
@TeamSpeedKills Texas fans smile smuggly, go back to trying to find LHN
— Gaknar (@Gaknar) August 14, 2014
Yeah, about that RT @GamecocksOnline: . @SECNetwork and @SSpakeESPN LIVE from Gamecock Country! #Gamecocks #HereSC pic.twitter.com/oUgFhNXOqq
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
.@PeterBurnsESPN has spent too many years in Denver http://t.co/nza5YC6pV3
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) August 14, 2014
Now trending nationally: #SECNetworkLaunch
— Chuck Dunlap (@SEC_Chuck) August 14, 2014
Well played MT @SEC_Chuck: When you play the toughest schedules in the toughest conference, it’s ok to have one: pic.twitter.com/rMeZbATuln
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
“If we don’t play really, really well, we’re not going to have a big year.” Don’t tell me Spurrier doesn’t know coach-speak
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
This Georgia spot is awkward #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Todd Gurley looks like he would literally be anywhere else in the world right now. Even in Hoover #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
You’d be laughing like Mike Slive, too, if you just made a couple billion dollars #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
A general statement an hour in: Production values are good. Things look a bit cozy from a journalism standpoint
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Really makes you think RT @jdadams100: @valleyshook a child born today will never know a time without the SEC Network.
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) August 14, 2014
John Calipari in an aquarium. That’s … unique #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
“I finally had somebody come back to school.” Okay, Cal, that was funny #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Okay, I take what I said about the Georgia spot back. This Cal thing is just so deeply weird #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
You're gonna see more than you probably want to of these five guys on the @SECNetwork this year. pic.twitter.com/yUgxlTND0I
— OnlyGators.com (@onlygators) August 14, 2014
John Calipari just gave the most unconvincing “Woo!” in the history of Woo!s #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Power of SEC Network: It does a feature on Auburn's Shon Coleman & his name is trending nationally on Twitter.
— Jon Solomon (@JonSolomonCBS) August 14, 2014
Brent called it the WLOCP. Because he suffers no fools.
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) August 14, 2014
Tony Barnhart exits stage left. That was beautiful #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Wiring Dan Mullen apparently produces nothing of value #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
That entire Mississippi State segment was priceless #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
"No, exit STAGE left!" http://t.co/CHt15itY9J
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) August 14, 2014
o man does Saban know they're hitting golf balls on his practice field?
— GBH_Rush (@DrNorrisCamacho) August 14, 2014
Yes, I would watch "Marcus Spears' Wide World of Sports" http://t.co/ZqYLGKRVD1
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) August 14, 2014
SEC Network should syndicate a “Bruce Pearl: Parts Unknown” series
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
“I’m a volleyballer to my core.” Things I never expected to hear on the SEC Network. Or ever #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 14, 2014
Now we’re going through the studio. Fortunately, SEC Now will generally last just an hour #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 15, 2014
So, @VerizonFiOS, what do you think of the #SECNetworkLaunch. Oh, that’s right
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 15, 2014
SEC football debates can happen anywhere, even on a first date. Just take it from @TimTebow http://t.co/jDL6ixHMEL
— SEC Network (@SECNetwork) August 15, 2014
The Florida gymnast looks and talks kind of like the AT&T commercial saleswoman
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 15, 2014
Goose pimples? #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 15, 2014
Mark Stoops is dropping well-rehearsed talking points like a politician #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 15, 2014
And that’s a wrap #SECNetworkLaunch
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 15, 2014
Few speed bumps, but overall, it looks good. And the geysers of money that come from it makes it look even better
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 15, 2014