Auburn Approves New Plan for Toomer's Corner


Plan A for Auburn is and has always been to hope for the live oaks at Toomer's Corner to pull through and survive, but the outlook is as grim as ever since all-around lunatic Harvey Updyke (allegedly) poisoned them late in 2010. Therefore, Auburn president Jay Gogue has accepted a new plan for going forward if those trees do finally die. The species of replacement tree hasn't been finalized, but overcup oak is the leader for now thanks to its similarities with live oaks.