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Sprints Has Never Been Tackled By a White Linebacker // 10.29.10

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WORLD'S LARGEST OUTDOOR COCKTAIL PARTY

HE WILL PLAY
In the most surprising development of the fooball season so far, Chris Rainey will play for Florida against Georgia on Saturday. I know that you're as shocked as I am. As for kicker Caleb Sturgis, not so much. FLORIDA FANS SHOULD NOT BE ALARMED AT ALL. This is what you have Chas Henry for.

Channing Crowder knows what's wrong with the Florida offense
They can't elude white linebackers.

They don’t know what -- John Brantley don’t know what he wants to do. He can’t outrun anybody. I saw him get run down by a white linebacker last week, which was a disgrace to all Florida football history.

Of course, Crowder also has a replacement in mind: Mike Pouncey. Read the article if you don't believe me; I couldn't make that up if I wanted to.

Steve Addazio is not listening to Channing Crowder
Or you. In fact, the whole problem with society right now is that people don't like Steve Addazio.

It’s not blame, it’s just here it is, this is what we’ve got to do, this is what we’ve got to get done. Let’s go get it, let’s go attack it. That’s what you have to do. I know society is maybe not as much that way and that’s too bad. That’s a sad commentary.

I'm still trying to figure out exactly what Addazio said, but I think it has something to do with how criticism of his play-calling is going to lead to the end of the world. In which case we are all doomed.

OTHER NEWS

A voice of sanity on the cowbell non-issue
The only SEC East coach who plays Mississippi State every year, and goes to Starkville every other year, hasn't given into the anti-cowbell lunacy sweeping SEC officials.

"It's never affected any game that I've been in," Phillips said. "We just don't hear it. You've got to tune it out if you're a player."

Yes, you do.

Vanderbilt loses starting defensive back
Jamie Graham will miss at least three weeks and could be out the rest of the season unless Vanderbilt goes to a bowl. Which means he could be out for the rest of the season.