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Alabama defensive backs should really start getting assists on some of these receptions
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
What would have been a 49-yard field goal attempt for Alabama is wiped out by a delay of game #DynastyOver
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
"They're gonna punt, or they're gonna go for it. One of the two." -Gary Danielson
— Lucas Jackson (@CoolHand_Lucas) October 17, 2015
Pick-six for Alabama. "Kyle Allen has now thrown his third touchdown of the season." So close, Verne #DynastyBack
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
This game is approaching #PeakCBS. And we’re still in the first quarter
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Well, at least Texas A&M is used to this. Alabama up 14-0.
— Jon Solomon (@JonSolomonCBS) October 17, 2015
Henry's run extends his streak to 12 straight games with a touchdown now, the longest active streak in the nation #RollTide #BAMAvsTAMU
— Alabama Football (@AlabamaFTBL) October 17, 2015
Wait. Wait wait wait. We’re attempting a FG here? Nope. That’s how you lose this game.
— Jason Zimmermann (@jzimmermann11) October 17, 2015
It is good, though. Texas A&M gets on the board, and it’s 14-3
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Wow. Verne just stepped all over that story. He’s rougher than usual this week
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
15.9 yards per carry for Derrick Henry is decent.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) October 17, 2015
"And this is — GOOD AGAIN!!!" Thanks for the emotion, Verne, but it’s still 21-6 Alabama
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Gary Danielson seems to believe that every pass is a finesse play
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Big for Texas A&M to force a punt there. The journey of 1,000 miles and all
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Alabama had 10 on the field, hence the timeout.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 17, 2015
Christian Kirk might not be the best player in the SEC, but he's probably the most dynamic
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Well gee, if Allen hadn't thrown that pick, we'd have ourselves a game here
— Jake Nazar (@ATVS_JakeNazar) October 17, 2015
@ATVS_JakeNazar which one
— Chuck GBH (@ChuckGBH) October 17, 2015
"If they still have the sound up for us." Guys, Gary Danielson has become self-aware
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Texas A&M showing a perfect example of how not to run the one-minute offense
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Alabama should have set someone up under the uprights there, just to troll
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
At halftime, it’s 28-13 Alabama
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
That kissing tradition is all well and good, A&M, until Brent Musburger tries to make out with Kyle Allen’s girlfriend
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
ruh roh. Quick touchdown for A&M, and we actually have a game in College Station
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Bama special teams with another miscue that led to that A&M score. That group having a rough day. #BAMAvsTAMU
— Sam Khan Jr. (@skhanjr) October 17, 2015
Alabama’s punt is blocked, and A&M will have great field position down 28-20
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Alabama + Texas A&M * College Station = #SECBeforeDark
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Texas A&M blocks the Alabama punt and gets a missed FG out of it. Might look back on that as when they lost the game
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Derrick Henry so far: 20 carries, 204 yards. There’s 4:30 left in the third quarter. #BAMAvsTAMU
— Sam Khan Jr. (@skhanjr) October 17, 2015
Kyler Murray seems to be unaware of why a pass with a 20-second hang time might not work
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/yIj6sA63LJ
— SEConCBS (@SEConCBS) October 17, 2015
It seems Texas A&M has been trying to go for the jugular ever since halftime, despite not actually being in position to do so.
— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) October 17, 2015
"FINISH HIM" "But, sir, shouldn’t we begin him first?" "I SAID FINISH HIM" https://t.co/ffJFf07q7t
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
With eight minutes left, A&M kicks the FG to cut Alabama’s lead from two scores to two scores. Alabama 34, Texas A&M 23
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
The real problem with CBS: Vanderbilt-S.C. started 30 minutes later than Alabama-A&M. There is less time left in Vanderbilt-S.C.
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Kyle Allen throws another pick-six to Minkah Fitzgerald
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
"This one’s not on the quarterback." WHAT GAME ARE YOU WATCHING GARY DANIELSON?!?
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
I knew Nick Saban would do anything to win, but planting Allen as a sleeper agent inside the A&M program seems like a bit much
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Kyle Trill?
— FWtCT (@mstatesports) October 17, 2015
Look on the bright side, A&M fans: Allen has thrown four touchdowns. Sure, three of them were thrown to Alabama, but still...
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015
Last month, we were told that a game with excessive interceptions was an outlier and not indicative of the overall quality of a team.
— Mark P (@TheAuburner) October 17, 2015
Alabama will take a knee and win, 41-23
— Bran-DOOM SCARE-abee (@TeamSpeedKills) October 17, 2015