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In the last new football game for a while, the Baltimore Ravens beat the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl XLVII last night. A lot of people took to Twitter to discuss the game like it was a big sports bar conversation, and one of them was Les Miles.
With Miles' Twitter feed, you can tell when it's some intern running it and when it's actually him. He's a big fan of exclamation points, and for some reason he likes putting a space between words and his exclamation points. Also, when it's him it sounds like his oft-mangled English. Let's hit some highlights of his commentary last night.
Penalty stops 49ers first drive ! Response is due!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 3, 2013
A lot of the time he sounded to me like his words were originally in some other language and then run through Google Translate to English.
Nice drive , QB carry big reception! 3pts important!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 3, 2013
See what I mean?
I like weaponsthe 49ers have on Offense!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
I can understand why, considering how few true weapons on offense he has right now.
Watching one of our guys # 95 of 49er!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
# 95 of 49er is Ricky-Jean Francois.
Nice mix ,Ravensdrive with traditional two back runtwo big pases ! Red Zone efficient ! Raves pressure their opponent !
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
Les loves himself some traditional offense.
49ers,,, response is key...
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
I believe Miles just invented the comma equivalent of the ellipsis.
15pt game ... 49ers have been there before! Long way to go!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
He knew there'd be a comeback. Of course he knew.
The half timeshow....Wow ... Very athletic !!!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
Les Miles: fan of Beyoncé's athleticism.
The clock ticks!!! Momentum ,warm up ,focus are both Team issues !No one wants a delay .... 49ers must get scores on the board .
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
Few people had as much of a sense of urgency over the lighting outage at the Superdome than Les did.
Ravens must finish...no loss of momentum! Can it be finished if the electrical is not restored? Ravens stretching ...best use of time?
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
Les Miles: time management guru.
What if is a real concern for both Coaches.. ?
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
What if is 12-year-old running this feed.. ?
Some body found the right fuse box!!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
Les Miles: master electrician.
This 49er QB is making plays! Finish this drive play some defense... The mobility of this QB allows them to extend plays!he is on the money
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
As you well know, Miles prefers a mobile quarterback in the Superdome.
Wow ..... The abilities of a mobile QB !
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
OK, at what point is this insulting to Zach Mettenberger?
Up field charge repeats an open running lane!! QB has has a good feeling! Great throw!!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
You can't tell me this wasn't machine translated from Chinese or something.
Could be 4 down territory!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
...he said as the 49ers entered what was indisputably four-down territory.
Just what we wanted great game!!
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
We can agree on that.
Way to Geaux Harbaugh brothers!! Great game !
— Les Miles (@LSUCoachMiles) February 4, 2013
This one came about 45 minutes after it was over.
Way to Geaux Les Miles!! Please live tweet everything you do ever !