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We hope you and yours have a wonderful holiday. And in celebration, we offer something for each of the SEC's teams to be thankful for.

Alabama: For Terrance Cody's enormous hand.

Arkansas: For Bobby Petrino staying in Fayetteville for more than 13 games.

Auburn: For Chris Todd's bionic arm.

Florida: For Tim Tebow, the greatest human being in the world since at least Mother Theresa. Strike that. Mother Theresa never engineered a fourth-quarter comeback in the SEC Championship Game.

Georgia: For direct flights from Atlanta to Shreveport.

Kentucky: For only having to face Florida once.

LSU: For the referees, whose unsportsmanlike conduct call against Georgia helped spare the Bengals a trip to Shreveport.

Mississippi: For the changing of the leaves, which means a winning streak is on the way.

Mississippi State: For Vanderbilt.

South Carolina: For having six winnable games on the schedule before November.

Tennessee: For whomever stole Jonathan Crompton's identity.

Vanderbilt: For basketball season.

As for us, dear reader? We're thankful for you and whatever small measure of time you spend reading our thoughts and jokes about the sport we all love. That's a lot to be thankful for.