billy-mays Stories - Team Speed Kills
Battle Royale: The Juiceman, Ronco and Jack Lalanne
What would happen if Jack Lalanne, Jay "The Juiceman" Kordich, and Ron Popeil all got into a fight, you know, like a Royal Rumble? Who would you pick to the be ultimate winner? Let's handicap each contender:Ron PopeilRon Popeil, Mr. Inventor, the creator or the Ronco Food Dehydrator, the Pocket...
The Providence Friar wears a Snuggie
Discuss.
Bantering Around: 8.9.09
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Around Tech Campus (Recession Anarchy)
A parking deck collapsed right across from the Cheetah. It's not the Tech deck but the one adjacent to Tech Square and Centergy. Pretty nuts. No real information yet on injuries or number of cars smashed but the pictures are pretty intense.Twelve People have been mugged/robbed/assaulted since...
R.I.P. Billy Mays
You know him. Or at least his voice. "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR..." The king of infomercials is either loved or hated by all, but now he's passed on. I've been watching his show Pitchmen with Anthony Sullivan on Discovery this spring/summer and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Mays could be grating at times,...
Billy Mays to attempt to sell Von Hawks
Always on the lookout for something to endorse, TV salesman extraordinaire Billy Mays thinks he's found the latest "fantastic new product": the Von Hawk. "IT'S INCREDIBLE! WE'VE ALL SEEN HAIR-DO'S AND HAIR-DON'TS, BUT THE VON HAWK IS DEFINITELY A HAIR-DO! " said Mays, when asked how he was...
Billy Mays Mailbag: April 22
Today, we'd like to introduce our newest feature, the "Billy Mays Mailbag." Each edition of the Billy Mays Mailbag will answer YOUR Big 12 football questions as only the world's greatest spokesman can! Submit your questions to rockmnation -at- gmail.com for possible future use in the Billy Mays...
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