april-fools Stories - Team Speed Kills
Fun Friday Meets 80s Hair Bands
Fun Friday and April Fools Day, all rolled into one? What kind of whacky high jinx could happen? Seriously, probably nothing out of the ordinary. I'm not much of an April Fool's kind of guy. Why save practical jokes for one day out of the year when you've got all year to do them? It's like telling...
Just kidding, the Reck is fine
Of course, you realized this by now, but if not, April Fools!This has been a public service announcement from The Legacyx4, reminding readers out there that if they believe everything they read on the internet, they need to destroy their computers immediately. Also, do yourself a favor and invest...
Badger Bits: April Fools Edition
OK, so the FanShot about UW forfeiting the Cal Poly victory is a joke. It comes courtesy of the Capital Times, which deserves a ton of credit. I believed the whole thing until the last line: "Also, this article is a regulation-sized April Fool's prank." Now, did I believe it because I'm gullable...
ATQ Exclusive: Chip Kelly Steps Down as Head Coach
Sources confirmed to Addicted to Quack on Wednesday that Chip Kelly will be stepping down as coach of the University of Oregon football team effective immediately. Kelly has been the Oregon head coach for only 2 weeks, following Mike Bellotti who resigned to become athletic director. An...
Talking Points: Halfway Through Spring Practice
UPDATE: Now that April Fool's is past, please note that the "Continue reading this post" link is a fake. There is nothing more to this post than what you see on your screen. [Note by hooper, 04/02/09 10:16 AM EDT ] Your morning talking points. Enjoy! Spring Practice is halfway over. ...
Breaking: SEC and ACC to Swap UK, Vandy for Clemson, FSU
If you thought the days of conference realignment were over after the ACC’s raid of the Big East a few years back, think again.I have learned from a source close to league offices that the SEC and ACC have reached a preliminary agreement to do the unprecedented: exchange member schools....
The Long-Term Effects of Practical Jokes (or "Why The Bathroom Door is Always Locked")
I was going to post an article I'd done about Nebraska football, but being that this is April Fool's Day, I concluded no one would take it seriously. Instead, I'm posting something I'd written a few years ago that has nothing to do with Nebraska football, nor the Nebraska Cornhuskers. I does have...
Breaking: Durant Turns Pro
I have it from multiple high level sources that Kevin Durant will announce he's giving up the remainder of his college eligibility to join the NBA. Both sources said a press conference will be announced tomorrow morning and that Durant would outline why he was leaving UT. He apparently has an...



