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SEC Invades Cuba in Latest Step of Conference Wars

The move marks a dramatic escalation of a war among three conferences that experts fear may spread to the entire Western Hemisphere.

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Tennessee Hires New Head Coach

You'll never guess who's actually replacing Lane Kiffin.

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Tennessee Hires Tiger Woods

Read what the best golfer in the world will be doing next.

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SEC 2009 // Tim Tebow's Wikipedia Entry, c. 2070

What will Tim Tebow do between now and the age of 83? Team Speed Kills has the answer.

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SEC 2009 // Nick Saban Runs for Congress

You'll never guess who Saban's biggest backer is.

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SEC 2009 // Gridiron U Preview

Team Speed Kills has obtained exclusive, partial summaries of some episodes of "Gridiron U," Houston Nutt's new reality show. We have reprinted the documents we obtained in full, though some episodes are clearly missing.

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SEC 2009 // Les Gets His Groove Back

Les Miles used to be everybody's favorite quote. Then he came along.

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SEC 2009 // The Secret Life of Evil Richt

The full story of Evil Richt has never been told. Until now.

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Reason for Sarah Palin Resignation Revealed

It appears that the governor is headed for another stint as a sports star.

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SEC 2009 // Spurrier Meets with Two Students

Stephen Garcia and someone else get a session with the Head Ball Coach.

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