Cupcakes. Everybody plays them. But we don't want to give anybody credit for doing so. That's why we're lumping them all into one small post and giving you a fun fact about any bad midmajors or FCS teams playing SEC teams each week. Call it our silent, and likely futile, protest.
The Citadel at South Carolina, 12 p.m. ET, ESPN3: The "The" is capitalized because it is part of the institution's name. Yes, I'm sure. South Carolina 35, The Citadel 13
Furman at Florida, 1 p.m. ET ESPN3: The Paladins sometimes allow a real-live knight to ride around on the field. (Okay, so it's probably just a man dressed in the armor, but still.) Oh, and one of the more esteemed alumni is former Gov. Mark Sanford, who might very well be hiking the Appalachian trail as you read this. Florida 37, Furman 3
Samford at Auburn, 1 p.m. ET, ESPN3: One of Samford's two bulldog mascots is Libby. Libby is not really but sort of named after an insurance company. Oh, and there coach is some Pat Sullivan guy that Auburn fans might have heard of. Auburn 42, Samford 14
Georgia Southern at Alabama, 2 p.m. ET, ESPN3: If you want to be recruited by the Georgia Southern Eagles, all you apparently need to do is fill out this handy questionnaire on their website. Alabama 57, Georgia Southern 13