Tennessee Hires New Head Coach
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (TSK) -- The University of Tennessee announced Friday that it has hired Conan O'Brien as the next Volunteers football head coach.
"This search was already a joke, so I figured 'Why not hire a comedian?'" said Tennessee Athletics Director Mike Hamilton.
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"My hair is almost the right shade of orange and I'm used to playing second fiddle to someone with a higher profile," O'Brien said. "And we've both recently learned that contracts aren't what they used to be."
But O'Brien also made some comments during his opening press conference resembling the kind of remarks that got Kiffin in trouble.
"My heart's healthier than Urban Meyer and I've got a better hairdo than Steve Spurrier, so I feel good about our chances," O'Brien said.
Meyer was seen laughing hysterically at a Florida basketball game. Mark Bradley said the move made South Carolina the front-runner in the SEC East but wouldn't give any reasons why.
Team Speed Kills was unable to confirm reports later Friday that Tennessee was negotiating with Lane Kiffin to have the former Vols coach take control of the program. According to reports, Kiffin would be in charge of the football team but O'Brien would still hold the title of "head coach."
In related news, Mark Richt declined to comment on reports that he began the latest search for a Georgia defensive coordinator by offering the job to Joe Paterno before he was promoted to Penn State head coach in 1966.
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How apropos, way to strike while the iron his hot. Very clever indeed.
"I don’t care if they put three guys on me," Cody said. "I don’t care about tackles, and I don’t care about numbers. I care about winning games, and we’ve got one more to win." - The Legend of Terrence Cody
by lcase373 on Jan 15, 2010 12:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Give credit to where it's due
David Hale made this joke days ago
http://ugadogsblog.blogspot.com/2010/01/wednesday-links-113.html
and it wasn’t worth a whole blog post then
by knowshon loves legos on Jan 15, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I had forgotten that at least in part because of the brevity of it
Hale certainly deserves the credit for coming up with it first.
Team Speed Kills. All SEC, all the time.
by cocknfire on Jan 15, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW -- and if you didn't like the post that's probably not much
I usually don’t write something if I can’t get a few jokes out of it beyond the initial set-up. Had it just been “Conan to Tennessee,” I wouldn’t have written it. Doesn’t mean anything as far as giving credit, just FWIW.
Team Speed Kills. All SEC, all the time.
by cocknfire on Jan 15, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the real hilarity lies in
Hamilton choosing the son of a great coach who has yet to prove anything. (Although, I’ll admit I don’t know the first thing about La Tech or his record).
Just seems like he’d have learned by now
by knowshon loves legos on Jan 15, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the way you ran with this one, C&F.
Well done. Very funny.
by marktheshark on Jan 15, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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