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Tennessee Hires Tiger Woods

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (TSK) -- The University of Tennessee has hired Tigers Woods to serve as recruiting co-coordinator, head coach Lane Kiffin announced Friday.

"We felt like we really needed someone else to help Ed [Orgeron], but it had to be someone who understood our methods and what we were trying to do here," Kiffin said. "This is a perfect fit."

Woods told reporters he knew the job was the right one for him when he saw stories about the NCAA's inquiry into the Vols recruiting methods.

"Besides," he said, "I'm going to need some extra income with all the endorsement deals I'm losing."

Among his priorities, Woods said, would be a major expansions of the membership of Orange Pride.

"It's got, what, a few dozen members?" he said. "Please. I date that many women in a week."

Kiffin said he was not concerned that Woods' golfing would interfere with his ability to help Tennessee recruit. "The guy's showed an amazing ability to juggle several reposibilities at the same time," he said.

Woods said he would hit the road recruiting as soon as he gets his car back from the shop.

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Nice.

That’s good satire!

Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina

by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 11, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

+1 bazillion.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 12, 2009 10:07 AM EST reply actions  

Man add some news about Brian Kelly...

…and you have a satire of all the news I can not stand to hear anything more about.

by Vols767 on Dec 12, 2009 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

Will He Get The Lamborghini???

Anyone seeing the Vols preseason viral video with the orange Lambo would think it a good ride for Tiger at this point.

by T-towner on Dec 12, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

I've been a lurker at SBNation for a couple of years now...

…and this is the funniest thing I’ve read yet. It even prompted my first post. Kuddos to you, sir.

by TheRZA on Dec 14, 2009 12:55 AM EST reply actions  

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